The Creation
Well, okay, so it's the creation according to the Book of Genesis. There are actually tons of interesting creation stories out there. Now, I'm not suggesting that Peter created the world--to begin with, he was born in 1950, and I have it on good authority that the world is a bit older than that. And besides, it says here that God created the world in seven days. We all know that if it had been Peter, he'd still be remixing those bird songs, and wouldn't have gotten to the beasts of the earth yet, let alone Adam and Eve--male, female, Swatch or CD rom.
You have to admit, it's kind of a nice story. Well, up until Adam refuses to take responsibility for his own actions and blames Eve for his mistake. Typical. If I had been God that day, things would have come out differently, let me tell you. Of course, if I were God, we'd have seen a new PG album years ago.....
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